Reading Rainbow
Ever heard of that show Reading Rainbow hosted by LeVar Burton From Roots and Star Trek? It was a show in the 80's and is still on today in syndication. Reading Rainbow was just a show to scam aka con children into reading. The Theme Song Is Not True. I mean the lyrics. For example, Butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high! OK Stop It is not true. We can not go as twice as high. It is impossible. Back to the Lyrics. Take a look, its in a book, a reading rainbow! I can go anywhere. STOP! You can not go anywhere in a book. Like if you read The Godfather by Mario Puzo, you would just be in a regular city. Not in space. Back to Lyrics. Friends To Know, Ways to Grow Reading Rainbow! STOP Again! Reading is not a way to grow and you will not make friends. Back To Lyrics. I can be anything! STOP STOP STOP STOP! YOU CAN NOT BE ANYTHING! THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN BE ANYTHING IN A BOOK IS IF IT IS A BOOK YOU WROTE! BACK TO THE LYRICS! Take a Look Its In A Book STOP! Last Stop. It is not in a book. It is on the internet and in video games and mostly anything besides a book. Back To the lyrics for the final time. Take a Book Its in a book. A reading rainbow! OK That is it. That is the end of the song. In Conclusion Reading is not fun, It does not make you smarter. Do you know how John Wilkes Booth, James Earl Ray, Lee Harvey Oswald, and Sirhan Sirhan got to shoot Abe Lincoln, MLK Jr. , JFK, and Bobby Kennedy? It is Because they read a book on shooting. How to shoot and everything. Reading just creates Massacres. Maybe someone right now is reading a book on how to shoot and is planning on Shooting George Bush! Reading Is Not Good. Don't do it. Stay on the safe side with computers and television and video games and board games.
8 Comments:
So the fact I just "read" your post is probably bad. No one is safe! What is this world coming to?
But Reading Rainbow is a show. So far, it sounds like TV is doing the lying and our honest books are accurately telling us how to kill famous citizens.
I think lying is worse than dying. So send me books about assassination because dead men tell no tales. We'll protect with death what we need from life.
Reading is about using your imagination. And if you can't imagine anything being true in the Reading Rainbow song, then reading is just wasted on you.
If you read as much as you watched, you'd be smarter than that!
Wait. Shooting Bush is supposed to be a bad thing right? This would be easier to understand if you just made a movie about it instead.
If you are reading this, the Reading Police just got you.
I like chocolate waffles. That has nothing to do with reading.
I too believe that CSI is more worthwhile than Huckleberry Fin. And that Charlton Heston does much more for me in "The 10 Commandments" than the Bible ever could.
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