A Macintosh Wedding

So yesterday i was at my aunt marys wedding. She was getting remarried after what happened to my uncle Doug. He has died from cancer. Now her new man is Jim Williams. Don't know much about him, but i thought he was a great uncle even before he got married. The wedding was too quick. Instead of the wedding march they picked (Just like) Starting over as the reccesional march. I mean first the people come. Then the bridesmaides and other people. Then Mary comes escorted by my uncle Jim (Her father who is also my grandfather has passed away a few years ago so i guess they picked Uncle Jim to escort him). After the wedding there was a little cocktail party. I had like 5,6,7 shirley temples and i have been socializing with many people. My favorite part was when I was talking to my cousins Sara and Caroline from SC, and Caroline was talking smart with me and I call her a smart allec. She and sarah should must have taken it as smart ass i don't know. My cousin Elijiah was theerea and sara and caroline are acting all serious and dissapointed because he was there when i called caroling(sic) a smart allec. Then he keeps calling me a bad boy and he does that for about an hour and i don't approach him anymore and i think "I'm in the clear!". Then after the little cocktail party the reception came. I was sitting with my sister allison with chris p. I was with my cousins Michael and April (parents of Elijiah) and other people. I had fun. Drank champange and other stuff. Did some dancing. I wanted to request the song Milkshake by Kelis but the DJ don't take song requests. Still had fun though. A lot of fun. There was also a fight scene (which many people dismiss as a disagreement more then a fight. But it still a fight and if they mad at each other and even if they are just using their words it's a fight!) The fight was between my to be cousin(by marriage) Jay and the manager of the Ramada Inn which the wedding venue was held. The bar was closing and the manager was rude to Jay and Mary. The fight scene was my entertainment for that night that i will never ever forget. Jay was standing up for himself and i would be like that too. You know i am gonna talk in my fight talk a la Flavor of Love. If that manager was mean to me and even spit on me like Pumkin and New York. I would be mad souped. "You motherf***ing a** h*le you put yo motherf*ckin hands on me! Nobody messes with joshua Stevens or Jay or Mary. F*ck with me and i will whoop yo a**. They done piss me off. Anyway the fight scene was at the end of the wedding. Then i got to go the unofficial after party where people were smoing and drinking and we all had fun. Then the morning after I get my continential breakfast at the Super 8 Motel. I also got my new MacBook which came with a free iPod nano. Big entry today!